The Greater Delaware Procrastination Society wishes to extend their congratulations
to the New England Patriots. Though they came up short in the 2057 AFC
championship game, the Society would like to honor Tom Brady who
announced his retirement just prior to the game. Brady’s grandson, who
caught only eight passes in the game offered this about his courageous
grandfather. “Grandpa did his best but it wasn’t meant to be. He should
be proud of his accomplishments. He leaves the
game having won 16 Super Bowls, including 4 after the age of 70.” Coach
Belichick offered praise for his longtime QB saying, “He played one of
his better games of the season today, but the cataracts which have
bothered him for most of the season prevented him from seeing more than
five feet away.” When asked how much longer he planned to coach,
Belichick, who has been blind for over ten years, replied, “I haven’t
given any thought to retiring, but not being able to see the game has
made halftime adjustments more difficult.
Kansas City head coach,
Andy Reid III offered praise for the Patriots, but did say he feels the
rest of the league is beginning to catch up to the Patriots level of
excellence. In other news, U.S. President Benjamin McGee announced his
proposal for the new budget with a deficit of only $7,562.00.
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